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HELPING OLD PEOPLE SHOO THE SCARINESS AWAY FROM DOWNLOADING-- AND LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

Howdy, Old Ones!

 After you've all filed in with the slowness characteristic of your demographic, please help yourself to one of the seats provided for the purpose. Todd took me to Costco earlier today, and we bought ottomans (for the hipsters) and pickle barrels (for the rubes).

Karl's asked me to be nice, in light of your advanced age and knees, and patiently explain how to "download" music. Well, I'm pretty patient, as a rule. But I took the precaution of preparing some audiovisual aids to help you grasp the advanced concepts. This way, while you characters "learn," I can drift back over to my latte from time to time, like a hummingbird. Just imagine I'm your middle school teacher, showing you a video about Button Gwinnett while I grade papers.

 

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